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Nicole
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Well, less memoirs, and more stuff I think is funny.
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

chippychime:

when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d

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(Source: chipchopclipclop)

i honestly don’t remember doing that
—me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via seyfriieds)

(Source: jaclcfrost)

w0wthranduil:

tylerchokely:

that kid looks like he would rather die

does ehow realize that no one takes them seriously

(Source: krishnaa)

tags: #video

popfilm:

Some places are like people: some shine and some don’t.

The Shining (1980) Directed by Stanley Kubrick.

(Source: pnkmanisim)

tags: #photoset

(Source: dakotalogy)

tags: #photoset

buckyderp:

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x )

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

(Source: curvefollower)

tags: #photoset

sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

tags: #text

(Source: iamjacobbb)

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

tags: #video

karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

tags: #text #ahh lemons

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

tags: #photoset

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god