Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
officer i was not resisting arrest i was just being tsundere
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better
assassins creed is so weird u can run in 4 different speeds like theres walking fast walking running and hella running
*5 different speeds
ISTJ - slice of life
INFP - something shitty
ESFP - magical girl anime
ESTJ - sports anime
ENFJ - pokemon
I fucking know right? Gosh, I’m so happy Marvel has never fridged women for manpain (Sharon who?), never hired artists that draw cheesecake or oversexualized covers (Oh, Greg Land is still there?), never had writers that mischaracterize women and/or use terrible tropes or problematic storylines (the handling of Wanda Maximoff, white women taking over the bodies of WOC).
I’m so pissed that they don’t include their women in movies!! Carol Ferris and Lois Lane are some of my faves; it’s a shame they’re always left out. And Catwoman is an important character in the Batman mythos; can’t believe they didn’t include her either. Plus why are many of the other women like supporting characters and not leads?? Please learn from Marvel Studios on this. Damn, why hasn’t there been multiple Wonder Woman movies out by now like Black Widow and Captain Marvel?? Fucking hell. I demand a trilogy.
I’m also really upset hat DC doesn’t have a show with a lady lead coming up. And it’s outrageous that they even reached a point where they had zero titles with women, with all their cancellations and stuff. The fuck? That’s why it’s so shitty they have half of their female-led titles with issue numbers well into their 30s. What kind of shit consistency is that?
I have no clue why DC even has fans that stick to their lady faves. Honestly, they’ve never had anything that good.
im so glad that the general obnoxiously liberal opinion on tumblr isnt shared by everyone in real life like im so glad i can talk to normal ass people
California is now experiencing its most severe drought ever recorded.
it’s actually so intense. there’s no water anywhere on land D:
It hasn’t rained a day since I came to California two months ago. And apparently if things keep going as they are now they’re going to be out of water in three years or so. But that doesn’t stop people from watering their fucking grass.
Also seems like we only have enough water to last us 12-18 months. And that was news I heard in the radio a month ago. Then capoot. We are done.
Everytime I see this I get really fucked up cause like, we’re so screwed man. We’re so screwed unless we get rain.
Our water situation is really, really bad right now.
[connor kenway on the jackdaw]: im in me grandads car! broom broom
edward kenway: get out me car!
connor kenway: nawh